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As we didn't include "inner" envelopes with our invitations, some of you single folks may not be sure about bringing guests. To set matters straight: if you received an invitation addressed only to you, please read that as "you and guest". We encourage you to bring your significant other, your sister, or even your goldfish. We only ask if you are bringing a guest that you please indicate this on the reply card.

If your invitation is to you and your spouse, you have to bring your spouse. Sorry, but that's what you signed up for when you said "I do."

Children

Look familiar, moms & dads?

As our main party will contain lots of alcohol, lewd language, and sharp, pointy furniture, we regret that children under the age of 12 will not be invited. (Note, we did not say "mature audiences only" — that would rule out more than half of our friends, not to mention Keith.) We do love children and enjoy their company, but we want this to be a party you'll enjoy long past their bedtimes. So please, bring them to the barbeque, but on Saturday night, leave the little ones behind.

For those of you travelling to Seattle with children and/or those who are not fortunate enough to have family in the area, we will be providing babysitting services for you all night, directly across the street at the Homewood Suites hotel. This way, you can pop out and go say hi or tuck them into bed, then come back and get hammered.

We believe we know all the people who will require babysitting, so we will contact you individually for details, but if you haven't heard from us by the week before, please do get in touch with us.

Update: Erin has informed Keith that we will not be featuring exotic dancers. Apologies for the confusion.

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